Recently I had a very graphic dream. It was funny and very frightening all at the same time, and I remember it very vividly. In this dream I was on a Japanese game show with my best buddy Mike. The premise of this show was to take two straight friends and offer them $1,000,000 if one of them will have his way with the other...anally. The show, as you may have guessed, was called F*** Your Friend in the A** for $1,000,000. Anyway, in this dream Mike was the taker, Angelina Jolie was my fluffer, and I wasn't into it. I ended up doing it, after my fluffing of course, because Mike kept egging me on saying things like "just F me. We need the money." So I woke up, and unfortunately I remembered this entire nightmare. This weekend I found out Mike had kind of a homosexual dream about me too. In his dream we were at football practice holding hands and our coaches were yelling us for being "queer" I guess. You'll see an entire huddle holding hands at times in college football, but never just two friends holding hands. So my question to the readers is "are dreams just really messed up, or are they a representation of deep rooted feelings?" Are Mike and I a happily gay married couple in Massachusetts in an alternate universe? Are we in love now and in denial? Your thoughts please.
Monday, May 7, 2007
Dreams?
Recently I had a very graphic dream. It was funny and very frightening all at the same time, and I remember it very vividly. In this dream I was on a Japanese game show with my best buddy Mike. The premise of this show was to take two straight friends and offer them $1,000,000 if one of them will have his way with the other...anally. The show, as you may have guessed, was called F*** Your Friend in the A** for $1,000,000. Anyway, in this dream Mike was the taker, Angelina Jolie was my fluffer, and I wasn't into it. I ended up doing it, after my fluffing of course, because Mike kept egging me on saying things like "just F me. We need the money." So I woke up, and unfortunately I remembered this entire nightmare. This weekend I found out Mike had kind of a homosexual dream about me too. In his dream we were at football practice holding hands and our coaches were yelling us for being "queer" I guess. You'll see an entire huddle holding hands at times in college football, but never just two friends holding hands. So my question to the readers is "are dreams just really messed up, or are they a representation of deep rooted feelings?" Are Mike and I a happily gay married couple in Massachusetts in an alternate universe? Are we in love now and in denial? Your thoughts please.
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Uhhh, football coaches weren't mad at us for being queer per se, they were just mad that we kept doing it...uhhh for other reasons which I can't really come up with a valid reason besides being queer. Thanks!
Don't worry it probably just means you need to go to the dentist or something. Although the dream is pretty disturbing. Good luck with that.
This is a tad bit disturbing. The pieces are starting to fall in place though because I do recall seeing large quantities of KY Jelly in their room at the UP. I figured it was Pete K's since I know he loved looking at intern porn before falling asleep. I guess it wasn't Pete's. :)
i tried to comment - is it working?
what the heck!? my first comment didn't work. anyway you are definitely gay!
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